Target Audience or, Why the Hell do I Read This?

If you've ever thought that the NY Times was written for anyone other than fellow rich, white douchebags, allow me to point you here: If It Causes Stress, Is It Really a Vacation Home?

“They only see the benefits — sitting by the pool, having a piña colada, driving into the driveway and leaving the Rolls Royce there,” Mr. Pedraza said. “They never figure the gate is going to be broken and they will need an electrician.” (You will also be making your own piña coladas and cleaning out the blender.)

Noooooo!